I am the English teacher.
Unsure how to proceed? Kill the English teacher thusly: "I am the _________ that kills the English teacher." And it never hurts to creatively narrate the events surrounding the killing. Click "COMMENTS" below and enter your suggested sentence.
I am the lack of proofreeding that kill the English teacher.
ReplyDeleteI am the Gatorade bottle, thrown by Darius that kills the English teacher.
ReplyDeleteHoly cow, Mitchell! I forgot about that!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I didn't.
ReplyDeleteIf this is the same Darius, he once tackled me... on frozen ground... after I had already thrown the football... in a game of TOUCH football. So while I find this hilarious, it doesn't surprise me. LOL
ReplyDeleteSome of my books still have sticky Gatorade residue on them.
ReplyDeleteJames: As much as I would love to see how one might kill a "lack of proforeading," I think I'm going to save metaphysical murder for later when, perhaps, we have more minds making contribution. Besides, Gatorade will be easier to illustrate.
ReplyDeleteLOL No, Gatorade is better. It is like something with which you'd murder someone in Clue.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first played this game with my old friend, Ray, we would really have to inspect our statements and figure out what exactly had to be killed--specifically, we had to clearly identify the subject, which sometimes was harder than it would seem. For example, do we kill the Gatorade, or its bottle? In yours (and sometimes they got this tough and obviously led to very creative killings), we would have to kill "the lack." Tricky, but not impossible.
ReplyDeleteI think we need to contact the Clue people. Great idea!
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