Friday, February 4, 2011

I AM -- round II: THE GATORADE BOTTLE

I am the Gatorade bottle, thrown by D, that kills the English teacher.

5 comments:

  1. DevinFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    I am the almighty FORCE of a beer-gutted man's fist, crumpling a Gatorade bottle on his obnoxiously over-sized, synophrys-suffering forehead. What a bum!

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  2. Joseph CenterFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    (I don't know where the teacher's glasses went....)

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  3. JamesFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    LOL It is great, but we cannot introduce, "almighty," yet because that will be when we are done.

    I am the environmental regulations that outlawed the Gatorade bottle before the scourge of creation could even be produced. (PASSIVE!)

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  4. Joseph CenterFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Someone needs to be sure (passive) somewhere along the line to kill something WITH the passive voice; then we can KILL IT in the following round.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    I am the Pepsi Corp marketing Exec., concerned about bad PR, who, along with my Lawyer sidekick, "The Chiseler" secretly destroys the Gatorade bottle and replaces it with a fingerprint free "sample" from our "competitor"

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